Dear Recruiters

When I have listed particular areas of the country on my Dice/Monster/UltraSuperMegaWhateverJobBoard profile in which I would be interested in working, there are good reasons why I’ve done that.

Don’t ever call me with jobs in the Bible belt. Ever. It just shows that 1) you haven’t read my resume and 2) you sure as hell haven’t read my profile. I even list this website…which you (again) sure as hell haven’t read.

Also, I might be getting my dream job soon, which I did not find through any job boards or recruiting agencies.

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