I just watched Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

I would like to apologize on behalf of all Americans that still have some taste. We are not all robots slavishly working toward weekends involving variations on the same damn party every time. Most of us didn’t even do this as teenagers, when we’re expected to be self-centered.

I do not know why people like this song. I’m not going to link to it. It’s not that good. It’s three minutes that feel like an hour. This song would be great for sleep-deprivation torture, and I am being serious when I say that.

I can see that autotune might be useful, but it should not be used across an entire track. This kind of thing makes the music I grew up with sound like…Mendelssohn, I think.

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